Month: November 2015

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – expand description for highlights!

We went to Lyon as boys… and came back as men. Took on 2 Ai, medium & hard. It was a tough struggle, but we got there eventually.

3:30 Game start
5:30 bertieb can’t micro engies vs motorcycle D:
8:15 5 mins in and already “This is not going well”
9:45 Getting back-decapped
11:30 Time to burn to death I guess
14:00 Bridgejam
18:30 Enemy armour encountered
20:45 Reversing manoevre
23:30 Pushed back to my base :-/
25:00 here comes Costello with his counterattack!
30:00 Calliope barrage incoming
33:15 NO JINXING IT COSTELLO!
34:00 Engies chilling in Costello’s base
34:30 “I’ll see what I can do…”
37:30 War Machine this
38:30 Costello pushes up
39:45 Salty bertierage
45:15 Corpse repairing
46:00 bertieb is late to the party but here to help

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface

OBS omitted audio initially, so pretend the first ten minutes are from a silent movie. Another oldie- this session was from early September.

9:15 Now with audio!
13:00 “What the hedge?”
15:00 Noobface earns his Expert Covering Badge
19:45 Unexpectedly soft landing! (a glitch, I think)
23:15 SAVE ME NOOBFACE / PANIC
25:15 Achievement unlocked! (Legend of Harran)
26:00 Phone call timing!
27:30 Phone finished
31:00 Boom!
36:15 Back from doorbell ringing
39:30 Noobface the fatcat
42:45 Parkour challenge (Jealous Runner) – finished with no time to spare
46:30 Parkour challenge (End of the Tunnel) – horrendous failure
49:30 Attempt #2 – missed by 1!
52:00 Attempt #3 – missed by 2
55:30 Attempt #4 – complete!
58:15 Attempt #5 for Noobface
1:02:00 Attempt #6 – all done!
1:13:15 Jeffrey spike challenge
1:14:46 Attempt #2
1:17:15 Noobface takes care when throwing bombs
1:28:00 Jeffrey bones breaking challenge
1:31:15 Jealous Runner Challenge #2
1:34:00 Jeffrey decapitaiton challenge
1:45:15 Oh crud.. Oh crud!… Ooohhhhh!
1:49:30 Cinematic moment
1:58:30 bertieb fails at falling
2:00:00 now arriveing at Platform 1: Noobface’s Train To Zone
2:14:30 Another #fallfail
2:17:15 Making friends with a Boomer

Streamed live from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with loads of helpful folk in chat.

Quote of the stream: “I’ll have you know Lord Nelson did a tour on the Royal Buttcrack…”

What was meant to be a quick 45-minute stream before bed turned into a longish run which went on until about 1 in the morning.

FTL: Captain’s Edition (Enhancement / Mod): http://www.ftlgame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15663

1:45 “Let’s just play the game and get good that way.” Nice theory…
13:45 bertieb encounters a hacking drone for the first time
22:45 3 bars = “A lot of bars”
23:30 Sector 2 (Engi)
32:15 What’s that, Lassie? Power the O2 system you say..?
34:15 See description above for CE link
42:30 That fuel would be very missed… *trades anyway*
43:45 Sector 3 (Abandoned)
47:15 Another reverse ion field!
55:45 I laugh at your pulsar ion pulses
57:30 Say hi to Fish the Rock
58:15 Sector 4 (Nebula)
1:05:15 Say hi to Randy Walker the Mantis (boarding party!)
1:13:15 Meet Zas, the slug
1:16:15 Ship disabled! Meet Luaan Ti, Rockman
1:24:45 That’s not a teleporter bertieb…
1:31:15 Sector 5 (Rebel Controlled, Engi ship unlocked)
1:35:30 Hit by a posthumous missile :-/
1:43:30 Outta gas
1:45:15 Mah hull!
1:54:00 Rebel ship disabled (on 0 fuel again)!
1:58:15 Achievement GET (Tough Little Ship)
2:09:15 Crewmember captured (oops)
2:09:45 Sector 6 (Rock)
2:15:00 Clone Bay GET
2:34:15 bertieb needlessly executes an crewmember
2:35:15 Meet Emma, the Rock
2:44:15 Woo anti bio beam
2:50:00 Sector 7 (Rock)
3:00:45 RIP my ship
3:11:15 Quote of the stream!

Cheers to all who watched and helped!

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio

Returning to FTL after several years and a major version upgrade. Since all I can play is the Kestrel, I decide to play… The Kestrel. It goes about as well as you would expect- ie not very. I’d say it was a learning experience, but

1:10 “Go with The Kestrel I think” because what else?
2:45 Starting the game as I intend to go on “Now, I don’t have any great starts here…”
5:00 *laughs* “Ohhh, I’ve forgotten how this game works” (I sense a recurring theme)
9:30 RIP prisoners
13:00 “Oh, beams are going to be bad…”
14:45 “Nice shooting”
17:15 *mutters under breath*
21:00 Okay so… what the heck is that… ‘Mind Control’ ?! EUUGH
26:00 No shields D:
27:30 Better!… not better
31:00 Understatement time
32:30 Karma!
35:00 Teledeath
37:00 “This is where we die”… yep

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with noobface

Recorded with a newer version of OBS, then posted a mere… two and a half months later. Delays notwithstanding, here it is!

3:00 The origin of MrFancyPants’ name
5:30 Noobface makes friends with a Boomer- I mean, Bomber
8:15 Underground Parking quarantine zone
8:30 Time to open a tyre
10:00 CHEESE IT
13:30 “Coop” gameplay
22:00 Expert Grappling Badge unlocked
25:45 Putting that grappling badge to good use
30:15 Unsavable survivor? Invincible zombie?
36:00 bertieb is so good at grappling this session you wouldn’t believe it
41:00 “It’s too light for me to see…” …that huge pile of trash bags to jump onto
1:04:30 On the edge…
1:09:00 Survivor doesn’t want to give bertieb his reward
1:14:15 Panicflee!
1:15:00 bertieb is helpful
1:19:15 #grapplefail no. 3,509,112
1:22:15 Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight etc
1:29:00 bertieb makes friends with a Boom/Bomber
1:31:00 (Slums) School time!
1:58:30 Noobface and his grenades

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface

Back to the city of Harran to climb bridges, take part in challenges, fix gas supplies and run an endless supply of fetch quests.

8:45 Drinking a night vision booster doesn’t extend the current duration
13:00 Dodging the volatiles
14:15 SAVE US PANIC *crunch*
23:00 bertieb is most helpful teammate
31:30 Noobface demonstrates further expert jumping skills (& bertieb earns Expert Reviver Badge)
38:00 There must be some way of doing thi- SHIIII
39:30 *panic noises*
1:07:00 Angry fast zombies
1:27:45 Case of the Despawning Zombie (and the Broken Legs)
1:30:45 Headshot gun challenge
1:49:45 More expert reviving
1:58:00 “Chase him with bullets”
2:06:00 Dismemberment challenge
2:09:30 Parkour challenge (Tiptoeing to Gazi)
2:16:00 Noobface is best teammate
2:17:00 Mid-air-care
2:31:00 Isn’t that the car alarm sfx from L4D?
2:38:15 Expert Sportsmanship Badge unlocked
2:42:45 bertieb gets a chance to show off his expert jumping skills

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface

Starting without a grappling hook – I, uh, accidentally dropped it at the end of the last session – so things can only get better.

2:00 No grappling hook for bertieb D:
5:00 bertie hits a chestnut tree whilst reading chat
8:45 bertieb is the best teammate
13:45 SAVE ME PANIC
20:00 OHHH! DONT GO IN THE GREEN!
20:45 Killed for looking at a concrete cylinder
29:15 Supriseboom
41:00 Glitching through the world!
48:30 Time to “save” some survivors
53:16 bertieb explains how to drink tea
55:00 #gamelogic
57:00 Sunny apartments, where the smoke is smoky and the shotguns ineffective
1:04:15 A zombie feel through the world?
1:14:00 *coughing noises*
1:16:30 Expert jumping badge unlocked by Noobface
1:19:00 Ambushed!
1:28:15 BERTIEB used SHOTGUN! It’s not very effective…
1:38:00 Zombie shooty time! (Challenge)

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface

Starting without a grappling hook – I, uh, accidentally dropped it at the end of the last session – so things can only get better.

2:00 No grappling hook for bertieb D:
5:00 bertie hits a chestnut tree whilst reading chat
8:45 bertieb is the best teammate
13:45 SAVE ME PANIC
20:00 OHHH! DONT GO IN THE GREEN!
20:45 Killed for looking at a concrete cylinder
29:15 Supriseboom
41:00 Glitching through the world!
48:30 Time to “save” some survivors
53:16 bertieb explains how to drink tea
55:00 #gamelogic
57:00 Sunny apartments, where the smoke is smoky and the shotguns ineffective
1:04:15 A zombie feel through the world?
1:14:00 *coughing noises*
1:16:30 Expert jumping badge unlocked by Noobface
1:19:00 Ambushed!
1:28:15 BERTIEB used SHOTGUN! It’s not very effective…
1:38:00 Zombie shooty time! (Challenge)

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello

After some false starts we make it through the convention centre in this thrilling ‘realistic’ shooter.

2:00 And we’re underway!.. to some Twitch problems
6:15 bertieb forgets there is a guy around a corner (a recurring theme)
8:00 SAVE ME PANIC
9:45 Into the grinder
12:00 The art of mime (Act 3, Scene 3)
15:00 Deagle loaded with feather bullets
19:15 “Oh I am good at shooting guns”
22:00 Library fastroping
22:30 Act 3, Scene 4
25:00 Helpful grenade is helpful
32:15 SUPPRESSING FIIIIIRE
35:00 Invisishield
37:45 Cutscene time
41:30 #bertiepuns
44:45 Boomski
46:00 What An Interesting and Well Written Poster You Have There

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with bertieb and Costello

Continuing with the realistic tactical shooter that is Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

2:30 T shoots the heck out of some concrete
5:00 bertieb fails at ranks
6:15 “Are we terrorists..?”
7:00 “It’s okay, the tactical ninja will save us all- oh I’m dead”
12:00 Act 2, Scene 4: Sweatshops, wherein bertieb listens to what the NPCs have to say
13:15 Showing care and concern for hostages
15:00 Run, Forrest, run!
16:45 Costello has a heart attack… or his connection dropped
21:00 Service resumes
24:30 “It’s like a horror show!”
26:30 We meet the cast of an upcoming horror movie
28:00 Magic chopper!
29:00 Convention centre start
31:00 Coming in hot!
36:15 Fly away gun
37:45 Call of Vegas: Rainbow Duty
42:30 Hoist on our own petard
46:00 Wallhax
51:15 Act 3, Scene 2
59:15 Supercrouch