CoH: Operation Derpwall Attempt #1

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – Our first attempt at Operation Stonewall. Spoiler: we fail. On many levels. But this is to be expected. We were along the right lines when thinking of specialising, but we need to be better at that and the ever-important micro.

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40 minutes of derp

Dying Light – Second Coop Play

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface – continuing with Dying Light. Having a surprising amount of fun with this; coop is great!

Highlights:

8:40 bertieb learns how environmental hazards work
9:50 “Slight panic” followed by #lockpickfail (might be a recurring theme)
14:50 Not a drugs reference
16:40 lrn2bakpak
25:30 Noobface didn’t quiiite make that jump
30:00 The Hardy Boys and The Case of the Deadly Door
55:15 Discretion is the better part of valour
1:07:00 I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
1:20:00 bertieb explains his approach to the storytelling in this fine game
1:25:30 Time to go Roberto on this guy- oh wait no
1:42:15 Testing ‘Flammable liquid’
1:47:20 (singing) “It’s raining… corpses?”
1:49:45 Quite a long race there
1:50:55 Dat gas tho
2:24:50 Competition time!
2:34:45 Dat dropkick tho
2:47:00 Climbfail

Dying Light – First Coop Play

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Noobface – my first taste of Dying Light. And what do I do? Skip the first cutscene.

33:00 Done with the inside tutorial bit
54:30 I smell a boss of sorts
1:01:00 Coop mode enabled
1:11:15 Personal space?
1:13:10 Holy squint, Batman!
1:31:50 Yeah this guys seems fine (Gazi)
1:36:30 Molotovs. What could possibly go wrong?
2:07:00 bertieb gets his face smashed off
2:07:45 Episode 1: The Phantom Fire
2:12:00 Hey guys, don’t mind the gas tank
2:33:30 “Oh you found it! You ******g ******d!”
2:45:15 This isn’t flying, it’s falling without style
2:55:00 Run!
2:56:50 Teasing the volatiles
3:01:00 Slight miscalculation

Company of Heroes 2vsAI Monthermé (Coop)

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – hoo boy are we ever rusty. We come very close to actually getting wiped out by the combined American+American (oops) Allied side. We held on though – after a small amount of debate over whether to restart – and prevailed for the Axis!

5:40 Some expert driving from an Allied jeep
36:10 Pushed back
1:00:00 Break out the homing AT rounds!

Terraria Coop 1.3 (Pt1)

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – after much futzing, we get a coop session of Terraria going.

5:40 Housing
11:45 Campfiring
16:00 Desert finding
22:30 Cave exploring
29:45 Second storying
58:10 Anvil fabricating
1:06:00 Stone converting

All in all, fun having!

TF2 Gun Mettle Spy Contract (Pt1)

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – Let me start by saying I am super-rusty as Spy…

Highlights

6:30 3 AFK… all the votekicks
9:30 HUGE amount of failure to stab an engy!
36:00 Basic complete
Not highlighted: Much more derp

ETS2 – To Paris!

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – a quick jaunt down to Paris with some low-bed semi-trailers. Can we make it without damage?

Highlights

4:15 On the road
12:00 A whole bunch of reversing-derp at a service station
39:40 No damage so far…
42:30 Fuel problems
47:00 Damage skim
48:50 Crossing to the continent
53:10 Boothin’
1:01:40 Damage from coming into the drop-off (n’argh)

TF2 Gun Mettle Demoman Contract

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello – a straightforward Demoman contract. Okay, so it took over an hour with a modicum of salty rage in there, but still.

1:08:30 Basic requisites complete

ETS2 – Zurich ho!

Streamed from http://twitch.tv/bertiebaggio with Costello. A delivery to Zurich, with only a small large portion of cash and XP deducted for damaging the cargo.

2:20 Overtakin’
9:40 BARRIER
12:00 No damage, nothing to see here
17:50 Derp
30:10 Red light? Pah!
34:45 Switzerland! And some speeding offences / panic…