{"id":1026,"date":"2015-11-11T16:04:22","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T16:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2015-11-11T16:04:22","modified_gmt":"2015-11-11T16:04:22","slug":"dying-light-coop-pt-9-night-bombs-and-parkour-challenges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/2015\/11\/dying-light-coop-pt-9-night-bombs-and-parkour-challenges\/","title":{"rendered":"Dying Light Coop Pt 9: Night Bombs and Parkour Challenges"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 480px; height: 270px; overflow: hidden; position: relative;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless=\"seamless\" webkitallowfullscreen=\"webkitAllowFullScreen\" mozallowfullscreen=\"mozallowfullscreen\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" id=\"okplayer\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/embed\/469XwhBgBTY\" style=\"position: absolute; top: 0px; left: 0px; width: 480px; height: 270px;\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Streamed from http:\/\/twitch.tv\/bertiebaggio with Noobface<\/p>\n<p>OBS omitted audio initially, so pretend the first ten minutes are from a silent movie. Another oldie- this session was from early September.<\/p>\n<p>9:15 Now with audio!<br \/>\n13:00 &#8220;What the hedge?&#8221;<br \/>\n15:00 Noobface earns his Expert Covering Badge<br \/>\n19:45 Unexpectedly soft landing! (a glitch, I think)<br \/>\n23:15 SAVE ME NOOBFACE \/ PANIC<br \/>\n25:15 Achievement unlocked! (Legend of Harran)<br \/>\n26:00 Phone call timing!<br \/>\n27:30 Phone finished<br \/>\n31:00 Boom!<br \/>\n36:15 Back from doorbell ringing<br \/>\n39:30 Noobface the fatcat<br \/>\n42:45 Parkour challenge (Jealous Runner) &#8211; finished with no time to spare<br \/>\n46:30  Parkour challenge (End of the Tunnel) &#8211; horrendous failure<br \/>\n49:30 Attempt #2 &#8211; missed by 1!<br \/>\n52:00 Attempt #3 &#8211; missed by 2<br \/>\n55:30 Attempt #4 &#8211; complete!<br \/>\n58:15 Attempt #5 for Noobface<br \/>\n1:02:00 Attempt #6 &#8211; all done!<br \/>\n1:13:15 Jeffrey spike challenge<br \/>\n1:14:46 Attempt #2<br \/>\n1:17:15 Noobface takes care when throwing bombs<br \/>\n1:28:00 Jeffrey bones breaking challenge<br \/>\n1:31:15 Jealous Runner Challenge #2<br \/>\n1:34:00 Jeffrey decapitaiton challenge<br \/>\n1:45:15 Oh crud.. Oh crud!&#8230; Ooohhhhh!<br \/>\n1:49:30 Cinematic moment<br \/>\n1:58:30 bertieb fails at falling<br \/>\n2:00:00 now arriveing at Platform 1: Noobface&#8217;s Train To Zone<br \/>\n2:14:30 Another #fallfail<br \/>\n2:17:15 Making friends with a Boomer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Streamed from http:\/\/twitch.tv\/bertiebaggio with Noobface OBS omitted audio initially, so pretend the first ten minutes are from a silent movie. Another oldie- this session was from early September. 9:15 Now with audio! 13:00 &#8220;What the hedge?&#8221; 15:00 Noobface earns his Expert Covering Badge 19:45 Unexpectedly soft landing! (a glitch, I think) 23:15 SAVE ME NOOBFACE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/2015\/11\/dying-light-coop-pt-9-night-bombs-and-parkour-challenges\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dying Light Coop Pt 9: Night Bombs and Parkour Challenges&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,11],"tags":[32],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1027,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions\/1027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hogclan.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}